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31/05/2007

find a rest room, any rest room, and wash yourselves

As a member of society who cares, I feel the urge to make this public announcement.

 

People, men and women, please wash yourselves after you have finished making love. Not only it is hygienic for you to practice this, but also if you don't, the stench is gross and nasty, especially in the summer, especially when shared in a closed quarter of public transportations.

I don't care from which country you hailed from or what is the origin of your race who might nurture this type of unwashed-self behaviour but in the larger civil society, it is consider rude to spread unpleasantt odour omitted from your body of any kind, especially if the smell is perpetuated by your activities that involve not only one kind of your body fluid but of all kinds. 

We do not live in the wild kingdoms among the lions or whatever animals who need to keep their stench on to mark their territory. Your body fluids are not that precious to the rest of us.

And also, it can be safely assumed that the general population don't really care whether you are a stud or most highly accomplished seductress in the art of kama sutra. The general populatio in fact will steer clear from you if you stunk like a skunk.

 

If it is a new perfume you are trying on, please return the perfume to wherever you buy it and get your money back, or if it is not possible, just throw it away, it'd be better for you, trust me. 

 

We prefer our traveling companions to be clean and smell clean, whether we know them or we don't know them, especially if we don't know them!

 

And rest rooms these days are not a scarce thing to be found, really, even public ones.

On that same note, please also don't pee on public transportations.  They are not rest rooms!

 

To think that I am living in the States, in New York, no less, is confounding when you stumble upon these very heavily odoured people.  

 

So, live free and prosper, and for crying out loud live clean!

 

 

 

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